• Short Stories

    No Rescue for this Damsel in Distress

    I hate those romantic comedies that have the damsel in distress who so helplessly falls into the arms of some trusted cute guy and they romantically fall in love. Pshh! That doesn’t happen in life. We aren’t living in a damn movie. If this was the case, I would be falling in love with cute guys all the time. I trip, I fall, I splatter eggs everywhere and there is never any cute guy waiting to rescue me! Take this morning for instance; now, I am running on about four hours of sleep. At this point, I’m not sure how I am even functioning enough to peck away at my…